That bad thing you saw? These are worse!

Since rock 'n' roll didn't exist yet, this anti-drug vehicle blames newspapers--with their “blaring headlines” about war and earthquakes and famine and stuff--for young people getting hooked on “bennies, goofies, and phenos.”

For many years, Paul Naschy was France's #1 horror star, and with good reason. DEVIL'S POSSESSED, however, was his equivalent of Bela Lugosi starring in BRIDE OF THE MONSTER.

A shapeshifting demon messes with a small town. At no time, however, does the demon proclaim, "We all float down here!"

Or as I call it, "Gamba: The Hands of Fate."

♪ Gamera is really sweet! / He is filled with turtle meat! / We all love you, Gamera! ♫

The screenwriters seemingly couldn't decide what type of movie they wanted to make, so they threw several genres together. The result is annoyingly disjointed.

Francis Ford Coppola's debut is a rushed production with a very low budget and a young director who hadn't found his voice. These elements don't have to mean a sub-par movie, but in this case they did.

Rarely have I seen a film that ascends—or rather, descends—to such a level of awfulness, I'm tempted to petition lawmakers to forbid its crew from ever again coming within 1,000 feet of a movie set.

Somebody thought it was a good idea to pad out a 17-year-old film-club project and put it on TV. Of course, it was 1975 and drug use was pervasive. Maybe that explains it.

As Paul loses his grip on reality, Aron Kinser's portrayal crosses the line into self-parody. His eyes bulge, his face twitches, he grabs at himself, he gasps for breath, and he bellows at the top of his lungs.

This “2001” wannabe has a disjointed script, amateurish acting, inane-looking sets, crappy costumes with idiotic red helmets, supercomputers made of cardboard with flashing lights and robotic voices, and a dubbing job that makes the Gamera films sound professional.

One of the many 3rd-rate horror films that Bela Lugosi did in the 1940s, this one fully earned its place on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."