That bad thing you saw? These are worse!

The best Crown International feature I've ever seen--though that isn't saying much when you're talking about the studio that foisted THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN on us.

It's no "Reefer Madness."

A convoluted James Bond ripoff starring Sean Connery's brother.

A Canadian TV pilot that sat unaired for four years. It's not hard to see why.

In which the characters pronounce UFO "yoo-foe."

Clocking in at barely an hour, it has the slapped-together look of friends attempting cosplay and deciding to film it.

A detective investigates a murder. Since the victim's body was drained of blood, he reasons, the killer must be a vampire. Of course! What other explanation could there be?

A two-bit hood gets teen-agers hooked on pot and heroin so they'll commit robberies and, in the case of the girls, become prostitutes for him. The characters refer to marijuana as “weeds” and “maryjanes.”

I watch films like THE GIANT CLAW for the same reason I listen to records by the Shaggs: they're fundamentally awful, but I can't help loving them.

I wish this movie were a man so I could kick it in the balls.

What can I say about a movie whose best performance is by a tree? From hell it came...and to hell it can go!

With A-list actors, actual character development, a believable re-creation of the early 19th century, visual effects that still hold up, an imaginative twist on the Frankenstein legend, and a talking car much cooler than K.I.T.T. on "Knight Rider," this easily ranks as the best Roger Corman film I have ever seen.